I spent a long 7 days at what I call, “meditation and yoga camp” at Dhanakosa over by the Trossachs National Park in Scotland. For 7 days I was without outside contact whether email or phone, any internet or tv, any alcohol, or food that came from an animal (okay almost 7 full days, I broke Thursday night (retreat ended Friday) and went to the hotel down the road and had 2 large glasses of wine. And I don’t regret it). Then I came home to a full busy, busy week. I realize I haven’t even recapped Edinburgh/Tattoo with my mother, or my birthday Croatia trip. But I guess that’s all on hold…and unfortunately I’ve had parties, lessons, lunches and a pile of laundry bigger than me. Woah is expat-wife-life. So I’m not able to clear my thoughts to a full, proper recap of my retreat (or anything else) for the time being. Instead, I thought I’d give a drive-by of “If I could tweet, I would be tweeting this…” For the entire week, I tried to write down what I would like to tweet at the given moment if I had had access to the preciousness of twitter. I hope you feel as though you were with me in real time, day after day, but while you still get to enjoy the joys of cable tv, wine, and oh, talking. Warning: it appears I was not very zen.